Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Uncle]

it would've been really funny if he was caught wearing a pickle outfit running down the sidewalk hollering "I'm pickle riiiiiiiick!!" 

[Boredfrom]

If you don't think that the CEOs of the world don't want to make sure the public see's no one should ever try this again you are blind. They will want this guy to have years in prison and most likely be killed in prison pretty quickly.

 

[DavidCroquet]

If I was a billionaire CEO, I would be quaking in my boots over this news. Like 90% of Gen Z men are as politically inconsistent as this dude. It could really be anyone who gets radicalized online and takes actions to their own hands. Usually that manifests into becoming a neo-nazi but sometimes you get this dude. The Trump assassin was low-key like this too. Government is too slow-moving to reverse this wave of online radicalization.

Buddy, you sound a little too excited about this. And you are definitely far too certain that billionaire CEOs are the sole victims of the emotionally imbalanced and politically incoherent. You said it yourself in the bolded text. Now read it again while rubbing a couple braincells together. 
I know you can do it! 

[Boredfrom]

What are they going to do now, enact gun laws for rich white people? Lol, Lmao even. How can the news spin this down since white people are involved.

They will say the fact that he read books and played games as the reason we need to ban libraries and outlaw video games.

You guys say the same every day.

[Nintex]

Pigs want us to believe that a dude that was on the run for an entire week, with the whole country looking for him, was just hanging out on a McDonalds with the weapon of the crime AND a printed manifesto in 2024?

Yeah I don't buy it.

Sometimes these guys even want to get caught.

[DavidCroquet]

Luigi shouldn't let his ego get too inflated over this internet reception.

If he had died on an imploding submarine, this exact same audience would be laughing* their asses off.

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*the word "laughing" here used as shorthand to mean: playing some sort of weird internet game of "meanest spirited and most callous joker" where everyone participating is compulsively refreshing their browser while wearing a stonyfaced and mirthless expression.

Much like The Bire, now that I think about it. But we are better than Those People, obviously.

[Jansen]

they are mad at the killer for posting this about Japan 

The solution to falling birthdates isn't immigration. It's cultural.

Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality:
* ban Tenga fleshlights and "Japan Real Hole" custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores
* replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter
* replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school
* heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them
* revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)

Right wing weeabo is still a weeabo.  

(Is not like the Japanese government haven’t tried this stuff  )

Goddamn boredfrom when are you going to be 40something and not into all this japacrap

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/photos-showing-face-of-man-sought-in-killing-of-insurance-c-e-o-focus-manhunt.1052907/page-49#post-132691665

Looks like he's pretty right wing judging by his posts?

Definitely more right wing than left.

Follows RFK for God's sake

I love that this is the breaking point.

"Hm, he shot someone in the back and executed them, I'm sure he's a nice guy though"

"HE FOLLOWS RFK???????????"
Edit:

"The guy that killed someone on the street...FOLLOWS a KENNEDY on TWITTER.  Holy shit, I was wrong about this guy!"  -- overheard in a psych ward.

ah beaten by better joke. I humbly bow my head.

[Jansen]

We deserve Trump. We can't even come together in a pivotal turning point for the country. Felt hope for the first time since the election and now everyone is all that was fun back to normal haha glad that snitch got paid! Fuck outta here man. We ain't ever changing the capitalism machine so hope everyone has been taking their vitamins

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-9#post-132697158

Lmao

[Greatness Gone]

>an assassination of one random CEO you never knew existed until last week
>a turning point for the United States of America

retard

[Boredfrom]

Catching someone who eluded the entire LEO presence in one of the largest cities in the world, for a number of days, and who appears to be highly educated, with a bunch of alleged evidence in his backpack days later like he's a movie super villain, seems pretty unlikely.

More likely they're trying to drop this quick and pin it on someone. Anyone. With the contents they already actively have. Check your attitude & blood pressure at the router, my boy.

[Jansen]

[D3RANG3D]

they are mad at the killer for posting this about Japan 

The solution to falling birthdates isn't immigration. It's cultural.

Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality:
* ban Tenga fleshlights and "Japan Real Hole" custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores
* replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter
* replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school
* heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them
* revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)

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[Ethan]

This thread has the potential to be legendary, but it's already so unhinged that B-Dubs is just gonna quickly lock it, right?

Please be on break B-Dubs.

[Boredfrom]

they are mad at the killer for posting this about Japan 

The solution to falling birthdates isn't immigration. It's cultural.

Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality:
* ban Tenga fleshlights and "Japan Real Hole" custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores
* replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter
* replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school
* heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them
* revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)

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[Jansen]

Break the snitcher's kneecaps so all of the reward money has to go to the health insurance industry. That'll teach 'em.

Guess who

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-11#post-132698130

[Jansen]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/hlgsndln/status/1866194597354799169?t=V_7Ue7E2UDIdJFyoLl7FdA&s=19[/tweet]

[Boredfrom]

That Pokemon banner.

[Potato]

Luigi shouldn't let his ego get too inflated over this internet reception.

If he had died on an imploding submarine, this exact same audience would be laughing* their asses off.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

*the word "laughing" here used as shorthand to mean: playing some sort of weird internet game of "meanest spirited and most callous joker" where everyone participating is compulsively refreshing their browser while wearing a stonyfaced and mirthless expression.

Much like The Bire, now that I think about it. But we are better than Those People, obviously.

At least The Bire is prepared to admit it's an arsehole site full of arseholes doing arsehole things...

[Potato]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/hlgsndln/status/1866194597354799169?t=V_7Ue7E2UDIdJFyoLl7FdA&s=19[/tweet]

*Resetera membership likelihood intensifies

Edit: Actually, no. He was a game developer and we know they don't visit Resetera at all.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-10#post-132697980

Honestly don't think 50,000 is that much money. It can help you get a car or make a down payment on a house or something, that stuff can definitely be transformative. But it'll run out quick if you think you can live outside of your everyday means without an actual change to your salary.

According to this Ree, $50k is chump change.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-11#post-132698580

Thanks man. I'm just so tired. I'll ask the bootlickers in here how are we going to get the change we deserve? By Voting? lol. By petitions? Protesting?
Please tell me so I can have some hope. We are a country of people asking for the basics and they still give us NOTHING. Everything is getting worse and made under worse conditions. So please I'm all ears.

NinjaScooter

What are you willing to do to enact change other than calling people bootlickers on a video game message board? How are you any different than the people your initial post is mad at?

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-11#post-132698691

You're on a tech product enthusiast forum

NepNep

Which is partly why I constantly say y'all ain't allies of anything.

She says this while being a admin 

[Greatness Gone]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/hlgsndln/status/1866194597354799169?t=V_7Ue7E2UDIdJFyoLl7FdA&s=19[/tweet]

he's like...everything Nepenthe LARPs as being. It's fucking crazy

[DavidCroquet]

Era: violent males are to blame for everything.

Also Era: Violent males rise up! Where my brutal boys at!?

Bro the last two assassination attempts on Trump and this CEO Killer are all center-right leaning.

What the fuck are the liberals get your shit together leftists.

[DavidCroquet]

I don't think the majority of citizens in the US have an opportunity or desire to even revolt anymore. What does that even look like? The majority are content with watching their own starve, shutting off their brains and binge streaming media, and making sure we continuously have to deal with the healthcare system so no one "undeserving" has access to it.

I too believe that it is a sorry shame that our society is too content to spontaneously erupt into armed conflict.

[Ethan]

Yeah. All this focus on who he is versus what he did is dumb to me. There's no such thing as a perfect hero killer.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-12#post-132699144

People have such high standards for their hero killers these days. I blame Hollywood.

[Ethan]

Bruh has motivated me to...

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get back on my ab routine (was recovering from bruised ribs and have been lazy about resuming).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-question-man-in-pa-over-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-carrying-suppressor-manifesto-and-fake-id.1055997/page-12#post-132699363

[books]

Once Bdubs wakes up from his nap, he needs to start banning foos for all the violence promotion. His love of sweet black p*ssy (refer to Dj Quiks classic song about black women empowerment of the same title) is clouding his peanut brain.

[Nintex]

The new Indiana Jones game is truely fantastic.