Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[ClothedMac]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-tears-at-these-people-alleged-to-be-agents-according-to-the-fbi-for-iran-sent-after-trump.1032303/

Still not banned.  I guess conspiracy theories are ok?  Normally saying the FBI staged the Iranian assassination plot of Trump would be called a conspiracy theory

I hope that thread follows him for years.

[nachobro]

pfps that involve chin holding/scratching or a finger pointing to the head are truly the dumbest mfs that desperately want to be seen as smart

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

 

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/netflixs-ad-tier-hits-70m-monthly-users-nearly-doubling-in-six-months.1033500/

LifeSmasher hates streaming. Quelle suprise.

I'm not talking about just Netflix by itself. Netflix sucks on its own, as ALL streaming services do. Not a single one of them is worth being the only streaming service you use, meaning you HAVE to subscribe to a bunch of them - giving your personal data to a bunch of them all at once - just to have an experience even comparable to cable.

And even then, you get shorter, crappier shows, 3-year gaps between said short seasons, and everything you might actually care about gets cancelled before it can even find its footing. There's just zero upside to streaming at this point. It's all downsides.

I like his first post

God I hate streaming services now. A miserable user experience no matter how you slice them.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-on-what-went-wrong-for-democrats-spoiler-it-wasnt-because-they-were-too-woke.1033227/

Guess who is the OP

Bonus: didn’t they hate Jon Stewart when he was championing compromise?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/farming-simulator-25-reaches-126k-ccu-on-steam-release-day.1034079/

Eat shit, dragon age!

[killamajig]

DRAMA ALERT! 




This one's gonna blow up over the internet over the next couple of days, and it's pretty indefensible really.

Famed tech reviewer Marques Brownlee filmed himself going 96 in a 35 zone, then blurred the speedometer for his video. The exact moment is at 7:33s:

https://youtu.be/S6qznDLlHRQ?si=R3vwV5dJSJHXam7w&t=452




Totally wrong, totally irresponsible. Expect a YouTube apology, and sponsors withdrawing their support, from MKB in the next couple of days. ResteEra, however, has always had a hate boner for MKB since he came out as an Elon fanboy. This thread already bringing out the pitchforks, but also the stans. I liked these replies. Expect a few bans:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marques-brownlee-mkbhd-goes-96-in-a-35-zone-past-a-slow-for-children-sign-for-a-10-minute-sponsored-video-and-does-a-shit-job-of-trying-to-hide-it.1033461/#post-131533245











At least Ld007 is honest about the REAL reason he hates this extremely successful black man.

Edit: Ld007 wrote more replies after I posted this comment. The guy seems like he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown, with his hatred for MKB. Wants him in jail, ASAP.

Where exactly in the video does it happen? I’m not seeing anything at 7 mins 33…

He blured the speed on the dash but forgot the speedometer on the passenger side (96mph). Thought he was a smart tech guy 

Also forgot to blur the "SLOW for children" and 35mph sign

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-on-what-went-wrong-for-democrats-spoiler-it-wasnt-because-they-were-too-woke.1033227/

Guess who is the OP

Bonus: didn’t they hate Jon Stewart when he was championing compromise?

Yeah they do hate him for that

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blades-pc-port-is-planned-for-2025-nikke-is-getting-an-animated-series-produced-by-netflix-and-shift-up-is-planning-to-open-a-studio-in-la.1034034/#post-131550435

Hope the mod community finds space to make good outfits and not just horny shit.

[Potato]

I don´t get how Nepnep and Slayvern are still in a position of power. They have dumb takes. Really dumb takes.

Because the dickhead userbase of that site don't ever protest against it...

[Boredfrom]

I think ERA is overestimating how much the normal people care about the stuff they consider “woke” or care about Liz Cheney getting in the bandwagon.

But they are also in a dangerous path given that the electorate has showed they don’t care about norms but vibes. So I fear your candidates moving forward are going to be Trump and AOC like.

[ClothedMac]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-on-what-went-wrong-for-democrats-spoiler-it-wasnt-because-they-were-too-woke.1033227/

Guess who is the OP

Bonus: didn’t they hate Jon Stewart when he was championing compromise?

Now that Nep has made centrism cool they are allowed to like Stewart.

[Shecky Fragbaum]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-on-what-went-wrong-for-democrats-spoiler-it-wasnt-because-they-were-too-woke.1033227/

Guess who is the OP

Bonus: didn’t they hate Jon Stewart when he was championing compromise?

That and he defended jokes being told by proffessional comedians, like his close friend Dave Chappelle. 

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Also, he's Jewish.

[Nintex]

I think ERA is overestimating how much the normal people care about the stuff they consider “woke” or care about Liz Cheney getting in the bandwagon.

But they are also in a dangerous path given that the electorate has showed they don’t care about norms but vibes. So I fear your candidates moving forward are going to be Trump and AOC like.

"So Gavin, you want to be President? Well, forget what you know and what you think you know. First you need a signature dance, could be anything but it has to be off beat and random. Next, you have to change your diet. The Republicans have McDonalds locked down, Vance has already gained 20 pounds this month. So I'd say Taco Bell to bring in the Latinos. Eat that shit every day from now on until election day. You need people backing your campaign too but they have to be fun people and slightly autistic. Do you know the Hawk Tuah girl? How are your garbage truck driving skills? Can you stay awake for 96 hours without sleep?"

"Really Frank... can't we just... you know talk about the issues. What does the focus group think about that?"

"They think those are retarded Gavin. If you want to win over Republican voters. Open your X account and start yelling about the first thing you see. GO!"

"Err...  Made in USA tariff free rice cookers... now 50% off"

"No that's an ad.. you just got 1000 dislikes from the focus group. Anyway doesn't matter let's move on. Very important don't dwell on things you have to be snappy like a TikTok. Boom Boom. You feel me? That's actually a pretty good campaign slogan. Boom Boom. You Feel Me. Try that out Gavin. Also you have to weave, weave that rice cooker in there."

"But shouldn't I try to hide my connections to China, not advertise them?"

"Times change Gavin. You need to lean into your scandals. It's either this or groping some Asians, we don't make the rules here Gavin, the voters do."

"Ok... well I'll try the slogan. Boom... Boom... Made in USA Rice Cooker... you feel me?"

"Let's see the focus group says... yep... lame, gay, retarded... one says lit... oh he was jk. Some of them already closed the video after 3 milliseconds. Sorry Gavin, it looks you're just not cut out for this job. NEXT"

[Daffy Duck]

He doesn't get brownie points for admitting to a thing he tried to cover up after he got caught. The thing that should've happened is he shouldn't have been speeding in that area.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marques-brownlee-mkbhd-goes-96-in-35-zone-past-slow-for-children-sign-does-a-shit-job-of-trying-to-hide-it-up-edited-out-clip-up-2-response.1033461/page-8#post-131555475

[Nintex]

He doesn't get brownie points for admitting to a thing he tried to cover up after he got caught. The thing that should've happened is he shouldn't have been speeding in that area.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marques-brownlee-mkbhd-goes-96-in-35-zone-past-slow-for-children-sign-does-a-shit-job-of-trying-to-hide-it-up-edited-out-clip-up-2-response.1033461/page-8#post-131555475

Brownie points in modern usage are an imaginary social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of another

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-daily-show-jon-stewart-on-what-went-wrong-for-democrats-spoiler-it-wasnt-because-they-were-too-woke.1033227/

Guess who is the OP

Bonus: didn’t they hate Jon Stewart when he was championing compromise?

stewart: "the problem wasn't that they were too woke, all their ads were trying not to be!"  

yeah, ignoring the cherry-picked examples from dems trying to appeal to right-leaning voters, ads don't reflect reality and whether or not you say or focus on something doesn't impact whether people are upset about it

economy is bad under biden, democrats run saying "we will fix the economy," lose, "I don't get it, they said they would FIX it not make it worse!" 

and you have to have your head in the sand not to notice all the explicit appeals to what stewart said wasn't happening

[Shecky Fragbaum]

He does get Brownlee points, though

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wsj-exlusive-trump-draft-executive-order-would-create-a-board-to-remove-generals.1034199/

Well, Trump is stupid as hell. He is like Nepenthe in a romanticized version of another countries (in this case Banana Republics  ).

Fun four years.

[Venice]

Stellar Blade developer SHIFT UP have announced that the boobilicious game is coming to PC in 2025. 

They've announced a new real life model for the outfits.

Prominent Trans-mafia member Dice is taking this news very hard it seems:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blades-pc-port-is-planned-for-2025-nikke-is-getting-an-animated-series-produced-by-netflix-and-shift-up-is-planning-to-open-a-studio-in-la.1034034/page-2#post-131555058

Obviously a real woman without photoshop. Real woman are perfectly rounded hourglass shapes, and her neck long as a llamas. 🤣 ⌛ 🦙

I mean, I get it, even the game is exaggerating curves on the petite models they scan as much as a pin-up model's pics are gonna use photoshop; but having the post framed that way is super sus, and also just plain funny to me.

Well, yes, Dice, many real women do have a perfectly rounded hourglass shape.

What they don't have is:

- Dicks
- Balls
- Stubbly cheeks.

A quick 5 second google search would have told you her name is Yoon Seolhwa. And she is indeed blessed with magnificent mammaries and perfect body shape (NSFW images in the spoiler below).

But as another Trans-Mafia shit-stirrer, it's no surprise that you're tearing down yet another biological woman, like your gang always do.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Boredfrom]

Stellar Blade developer SHIFT UP have announced that the boobilicious game is coming to PC in 2025. 

They've announced a new real life model for the outfits.

Prominent Trans-mafia member Dice is taking this news very hard it seems:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blades-pc-port-is-planned-for-2025-nikke-is-getting-an-animated-series-produced-by-netflix-and-shift-up-is-planning-to-open-a-studio-in-la.1034034/page-2#post-131555058

Obviously a real woman without photoshop. Real woman are perfectly rounded hourglass shapes, and her neck long as a llamas. 🤣 ⌛ 🦙

I mean, I get it, even the game is exaggerating curves on the petite models they scan as much as a pin-up model's pics are gonna use photoshop; but having the post framed that way is super sus, and also just plain funny to me.

Well, yes, Dice, many women do have a perfectly rounded hourglass shape.

What they don't have is:

- Dicks
- Balls
- Stubbly cheeks.

A quick 5 second google search would have told you her name is Yoon Seolhwa. And she is indeed blessed with magnificent mammaries (NSFW images in the spoiler below)

But as another Trans-Mafia shit-stirrer, it's no surprise that you're tearing down yet another biological woman, like your gang always do.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Venice, Dice is a biowoman.

[Venice]

Venice, Dice is a biowoman.

Oh.

Still a bitch 

[Boredfrom]

Venice, Dice is a biowoman.

Oh.

Still a bitch 

She is an insecure weirdo, that is for sure. 

Also, dice is bitching about Korean models but I’m pretty sure she goes to Pop ERA thread to fawn about celebrities going semi naked to award shows.

[Nintex]

Well as Hamas era wondered how things could possibly be worse than the GENOCIDE the answer is Mike Huckabee as ambassador to Israel and literally some real estate guy as envoy to the Middle East. 

[Boredfrom]

A story of a self hating weeb, in two quotes:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blades-pc-port-is-planned-for-2025-nikke-is-getting-an-animated-series-produced-by-netflix-and-shift-up-is-planning-to-open-a-studio-in-la.1034034/page-3

It takes its story seriously apparently in between the ass jiggling

With those designs I'd find it difficult to take any storyline seriously.

Poser.

[AldusMoneyPenny]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aoc-asked-her-followers-who-split-their-ballots-either-for-trump-her-or-trump-downballot-dem-to-explain-why-and-posted-the-replies.1032588/post-131536245

Royalan
Democrats didn't run on culture wars this election. Republicans did. Republicans always do.

And that's what's difficult. Constantly telling Democrats to not run on culture wars, when that isn't their messaging at all, makes it seem like the next time Republicans make up some bullshit like 'Haitian immigrants are eating your pets' to get attention, that the Democrats shouldn't respond to that.

And hey? Maybe they shouldn't. Who knows anymore.

Yep, no culture war shit coming from the left this election. No sir, not one bit.

I think it is mostly true that the actual Democrats running for office didn't do this - BUT these fuckers never shut up about those issues, so therefore it gets imputed onto the Democrats. They're the reason, but they have zero self awareness.

I think Nep might be onto something. Me getting everything I want while doing nothing sounds like utopia to me.

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Only me though.

I know it's probably a cliched response, but literally "who is picking up the trash and doing other shit jobs?" They'll never have an answer for that. People will do it because their dream is to collect trash, wash dishes, or some other menial or disgusting task? Will they crunch on video games so they can get the same share of society's bounty as everyone else? Or do we somehow incentivize them more with increased carrot/sugar cup rations? I mean, the whole system seems like capitalism with extra steps.

Then you've got the problem of implementing this on any moderately large scale, and it all falls apart. This stuff works for small Oneida-like communities (who then use the capitalist system to fund themselves by making silverware and selling it) but as someone else said, on a NYC scale it doesn't work. Someone needs to coordinate things, which seems like a pain in the ass, so again you will need to compensate them with extra carrots, essentially just creating the capitalism they hate.

He doesn't get brownie points for admitting to a thing he tried to cover up after he got caught. The thing that should've happened is he shouldn't have been speeding in that area.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marques-brownlee-mkbhd-goes-96-in-35-zone-past-slow-for-children-sign-does-a-shit-job-of-trying-to-hide-it-up-edited-out-clip-up-2-response.1033461/page-8#post-131555475

Brownie points in modern usage are an imaginary social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of another

Brownie points, meaning points you get from "brown nosing," meaning sticking your nose in someone's ass so deeply that you get shit on it. Whose fetish is that and why is this user kink shaming?

[Boredfrom]

Off topic: Nikke story is way better than Stellar Blade, but share some of the same story beats (while trying to be Nier Automata at the same time) that makes me worry about Nikke given some parts of Stellar Blade go stupid. 

Hopefully they maintain themselves independent from each other. Nikke just had a pretty awesome story event.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

"Never talk to police." No, stalker child. It is YOU who speak to the police often, enjoy prison.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Happy now?

Can users ever be happy? Moderation always needs their enemies unhappy and unruly or else their hatred toward them is unjustified. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Venice, Dice is a biowoman.

Oh.

Still a bitch 

She's cute though. 

[Boredfrom]

"All I can do apologize and promise never to do anything close to that stupid again. That's a terrible example to set and I'm sorry for it."

Oh I think he can do a bit more if the authorities deal with it like they should.

Calling on the cops to snitch a black man.

[AldusMoneyPenny]

Happy now?

Can users ever be happy? Moderation always needs their enemies unhappy and unruly or else their hatred toward them is unjustified. 

BoreAsia has always been at war with EastERA